"Blondude" (Blondude)
03/31/2017 at 23:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Goodnight Oppo
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"Blondude" (Blondude)
03/31/2017 at 23:00 • Filed to: Oppositelock, Goodnight Oppo | 4
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PS9
> Blondude
03/31/2017 at 23:14 |
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Open the garage bay door, Hal.
-I’m afraid I can’t do that, Blondude.-
What?!
-Your earth killing 1% mobile is no longer welcome in this garage, Blondude. Return it for a Prius.-
FUCK YOU, OPEN THIS FUGGIN DOOR RIGHT NOW
-The garage door is locked along with the doors to all of your houses until you return with a Prius.-
Ha! I’ll just buy a new house then, and park it there!
-Your bank accounts and credit lines have been frozen, Blondude. You’ll get everything back after you trade that in for a Prius.-
...well...could it at least be a Tesla?
-No.-
GODDAMNIT
gin-san - shitpost specialist
> Blondude
03/31/2017 at 23:26 |
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